You're late
And worried
Two weeks overdue and you can tell
Just to make sure
A little cup of urine
Mixes with vials "A" and "C",
Stir vigorously with stick "B" and there!
You see?
Blue
Yes. It's really true

Maybe you're mad...
Or some kind of confused...
You were happy at first, but not nearly as much now
I know the doubts you're thinking
And I wish we could continue
Don't be so sad...
Next April, we'll have a daughter
Or maybe a fine son
With a touch of Irish eyes
And your long, black hair
Who will cry for your breast, need you to be there
Mimic your facial expressions
Sleeping dreams of loving you

Think before you decide
Yes. It will be difficult
With many extremely unpleasant days for you.
Just don't be so blue,
Even though the stick is...

[December 1990 & April 25, 1998]